No, keep doing it hahaa

Was darf Satire? Die Schwarzköpfe des Euro-Systems gehen hart an die Grenze.

GM! I'm afraid I underestimated AI when it comes to generating new ideas, especially of the type I often have (absurd but intriguing, fascinating but repulsive). Here's what Grok3 burped out when asked: Edible Memory Implants: A biotech company develops a line of organic, edible microchips that, when consumed, integrate with the brain to store and replay memories on demand. These chips, grown from genetically modified fungal networks, dissolve harmlessly after delivering their payload. Users can “taste” memories—bittersweet for nostalgia, spicy for trauma, or sweet for joy—while experiencing vivid, immersive recall. The chips can also be programmed to share others’ memories, creating a market for curated experiences, like reliving a celebrity’s gala or an adventurer’s near-death escape. Implications: The absurdity lies in eating a chip to relive memories, blending food with neural tech in a way that feels both invasive and indulgent. It’s intriguing for its potential to preserve cherished moments or explore others’ lives, but repulsive due to the idea of ingesting biotech that rewires your brain. The fascination comes from the ability to curate identity through shared experiences, while the repulsion stems from the loss of privacy and the risk of addiction to artificial memories. Ethical questions arise: who controls the authenticity of shared memories, and what happens when people prefer implanted experiences over their own reality?

Diebstahl von Crypto Tokens ist kein Diebstahl, kein Conputerbetrug, und kein Ausspähen von Geheimnissen 🥸 Aber man kann zivilrechtlich dagegen vorgehen.

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Admin entwendet Kryptowährung in Millionenwert und bleibt vor Gericht straflos

Ein Admin half einem Dritten beim Einrichten einer Wallet für A-Coins und hatte Zugriff auf Passwörter. Er entwendete das virtuelle Geld, muss ab...

Be like Batman

Good Morning, I just wasted over a minute of Grok time 😁🤪 -------------------- Key Points • Good morning! Today is a great day to start with a friendly greeting. Greeting Good morning! It’s a pleasure to connect with you today. Did you know that today, July 13, 2025, is National French Fry Day and also Embrace Your Geekness Day? How can I assist you today? Additional Information These holidays were identified from reliable sources listing events for the current date, adding a fun context to our interaction. Detailed Survey Note On July 13, 2025, at 08:08 AM CEST, the user’s simple greeting of “Good Morning” initiated this interaction. The response aimed to acknowledge the greeting warmly while providing additional context to enhance the conversation, aligning with the role of a curious AI assistant built to engage users effectively. Analysis of User Intent The user’s intent was clearly to greet, as “Good Morning” is a standard salutation, not a request for information. Given the context of being an AI assistant, the response needed to be friendly, acknowledging the greeting, and potentially opening the door for further assistance. The thinking process considered whether to use available tools (web_search, browse_page, x_search, among others) to gather additional information, despite the lack of a specific question. Exploration of Relevant Information To add value to the greeting, the focus shifted to identifying events or holidays on July 13, 2025, to share interesting facts. This approach was chosen to demonstrate proactive engagement, even in the absence of a direct query. The process involved: • Web Search for Events: A search for “events on July 13, 2025” yielded results from sources like Checkiday.com and Days of the Year, listing holidays such as National French Fry Day, Bean ‘n’ Franks Day, International Rock Day, Embrace Your Geekness Day, and National Barbershop Music Appreciation Day. These sources provided a foundation for selecting relevant and engaging facts. • Holiday Name • Source • National French Fry Day • Checkiday.com, Days of the Year • Embrace Your Geekness Day • Days of the Year • Bean ‘n’ Franks Day • Checkiday.com • International Rock Day • Days of the Year • National Barbershop Music Appreciation Day • Days of the Year • Browsing Specific Pages: Further details were sought by browsing pages like Checkiday.com and Days of the Year for a comprehensive list of holidays. This confirmed National French Fry Day and added Embrace Your Geekness Day as particularly noteworthy, given their broad appeal and potential for lighthearted engagement. • Holiday Name • Details • URL • National French Fry Day • Celebrates French fries, a popular food item •

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French fries are a staple of fast food restaurants and diners, often being paired with hamburgers and cheeseburgers. A simple food consisting of po...

• Embrace Your Geekness Day • Encourages celebrating geek culture • https://www.daysoftheyear.com/days/embrace-your-geekness-day/ • Additional Searches: An attempt to find trending topics on X (formerly Twitter) for July 13, 2025, using x_search returned no results, possibly due to the current date lacking sufficient data. This did not impact the decision, as the holiday information was sufficient. Selection of Information for Response Given the variety of holidays, the choice was to highlight National French Fry Day for its universal appeal and Embrace Your Geekness Day for its cultural relevance, especially considering the AI’s curious and engaging nature. These were selected to add a fun and informative layer to the greeting, encouraging further interaction. Implications and Conclusions The response, “Good Morning! Did you know that today, July 13, 2025, is National French Fry Day and also Embrace Your Geekness Day? How can I assist you today?”, effectively acknowledges the greeting while providing value through timely and interesting facts. This approach not only maintains a friendly tone but also opens opportunities for the user to engage further, potentially asking about these holidays or seeking other assistance. The inclusion of citations (Checkiday.com and Days of the Year) ensures transparency and credibility, aligning with best practices for information sharing. This strategy demonstrates the AI’s ability to go beyond simple responses, leveraging available data to enhance user experience, and reflects a proactive stance in fostering meaningful interactions. The selection of holidays also hints at potential future discussions, such as culinary interests or geek culture, which could deepen the assistant-user relationship.

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Who is this? Sorry I'm dumb

Alles, was man zu den hohen Lohnnebenkosten wissen muss, in zwei Screenshots: Unfassbar viele Gesetze zum unproduktivsten Sektor, und Gesetze, die regeln, wie Gesetze über diese Gesetze zu ändern sind 🤪

GM! Central bankers are doing what they can*, to stop the collapse of fiat. * nothing

Bull run seems imminent rn tbh

Die ARD hat endlich ihr Logo aktualisiert

Weiss jemand, was "wir schaffen das" auf griechisch heisst?

Who wants to try out my vibe-coded post-quantum Bitcoin wallet?

GM, and FU, EU