---not real, no one panic--- Directory of Lost Bitcoin Oops I consolidated my bitcoins and sent them to the wrong address. I was clicking thru mempool and must have copied a random someone else's address. A text distracted me and I forgot to check the last 4 digits. Right before sending. Sending this out on Nostr: bc1...xyz has my entire balance. Does anyone even control this address anymore? Do they even notice someone sent them their entire life's satoshis? Could they just send them back to the address that sent them?...( I think that would work-- I need to test this). --- The npub Directory of Lost Bitcoin replies: "Dear person that sent their entire satoshi balance to someone else's address, you clearly can't be trusted with your savings. So the directory board of Lost and Found Bitcoin is going to trickle them out over ten years to your Npub. So don't lose your Npub now." --- Inspired by my own UTXo consolidation attempt in which I forgot to double check what address I pasted into Sparrow.. My heart fell 10 stories when I realized it could have been any address that I had clicked or copied while browsing mempool. Thankfully it was the right one... But if had been the wrong one...would be funny if someone sent it back.