My face when somebody toucha my spaghett

SQLserver is a thief of joy

That’s enough conference posting. Back to your regularly scheduled programming #eggstr

I think I stumbled into the wrong part of town 🐀

Deal 🤝

GM Don’t leave your pastry unattended for even a minute in an outdoor cafe or it will be eaten by birds

Had my pate confiscated at the airport 😒 Devastated

Tha fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever laid eyes on

Bon Jovi

A few more $15 bud lights and imma unleash the glizzard lizard in front of all my coworkers 🌭🦎

Spicy BBQ pork bahn mi from the Vietnamese sun shop that writes over the prices on the menu goes so hard 🤌🏽

Thank you to the peeps that DM'd me to let me know my LNURL was having issues. Adding zap server container to nostpy-relay stack and connected to my node at home Self-hosted zapping is back on the menu, we are so back...

Are you a relay developer going to @Nostriga and interested in instrumenting your code with OpenTelemetry but haven't gotten around to it or don't know where to start? Looking for some other projects to get involved with and I'd love to chat.

test note rejection

I've been experimenting with relay administration using notes sent from a GUI client, specifically leveraging my own kind 42021 note (note spec to follow). I’ve developed a basic proof of concept that allows Nostr relay operators (or other implementations if they eventually support this kind) to: - Ban or allow pubkeys and kinds from posting to your relay. - Delete stored events from a specific pubkey. -View the allow list for pubkeys and kinds. All of this can be done without the need to SSH into the server or store private keys on your relay or computer. This is just a test case—there are already operators managing relays through notes, but there isn’t a standard relay admin API yet. There’s also ongoing discussion about whether this approach is the right one or if relay operators should instead use a web client for management. I welcome any feedback or criticism of this approach and greatly appreciate anyone willing to test it out!

GitHub

GitHub - UTXOnly/nostpy-gui: A relay management client for nostpy relay

A relay management client for nostpy relay. Contribute to UTXOnly/nostpy-gui development by creating an account on GitHub.

#grownostr #relay

It’s not even 3pm and I’ve already completely bricked 2 VPS’s and had to rebuild

I 💜 OpenTelemetry

I’m just gonna come out and say it I actually like Java **runs away**