You know the bachelor party was lit when people start drinking out of the wine decanters and your buddy starts eating a ribeye like a sandwich, after he spilled his martini all over it.
Blessed with such entertaining friends
NabismoPrime
NabismoPrime@nostpy.lol
npub1g5pm...djqv
Breaker/builder Linux systems 🐧* Semi-retired cook 👨🏻🍳 * Building nostpy relay🐍 and other stuff...
Sounds like a cyber attack 👀 very sus 
It really do be like that sumtimes tho 
Got my custom opentelemetry instrumentation running on the relay so I can trace every bad decision I make 🙏🏻
Went out with my 22 year old co worker last night and he kept bumming zyn packets off strangers.
He coined his ability to make strangers hand over their zyn packets “dude rizz” and now I can’t stop saying it.
Zoomers are hilarious
Spotted a feathery fed doing a lil corporate espionage 😒
…and it pooped on the windowsill
GM 
Closest I’ll get to touching grass 
Would you bring somebody onto your team that accidentally emailed 3,000 engineers letting them know they would like to change teams after a month at the company? 😬
Happy national donut day to those that celebrate 🍩 
Nice...
What on earth are birds talking about so loudly at 5AM???
Have been testing a distributed relay deployment using a PostgreSQL database cluster and woke up this morning to find the public schema either corrupted or completely deleted on both the master and the read replicas.
Have been doing all sorts of diagnostic work and log searching and still can't figure out what happened here lol. It always pays to make backups of your backups.
What a beautiful day to look at my phone outside 🌞 
😒 this is straight up not very bussin
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zerohedge (@zerohedge) on X
Boston about to get San Franciscoed
This one hit close to home 
Guys I got Thai food for dinner on Pizza Day and paid with a credit card..Am I excommunicated?
Some Jehovas Witnesses were just ringing my doorbell off the hook at almost 8PM on Monday.
They must be really excited to get doors slammed in their face 🤣