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I was stuck in traffic yesterday next to an old church, the lawn was filled with gravestones, the entire property of this church was dedicated to past members with granite tablets designed to last forever so they would be remembered for eternity. I had an epiphany. EverstoneBTC, I vibe coded a simple website with a mock transaction in order to get feedback. I have plenty of idea but want to start out simple. Please check it out and tell me what you think? Any wants to be a partner DM me what you have to offer. https://everstonebtc.net
2025-12-07 23:00:12 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I think I just figured out what Bitcoins killer use case is. I’m gonna try and develop it myself.
2025-12-06 19:18:42 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Anybody else using n8n?
2025-12-06 17:33:02 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Bitcoin is in the back of everyone’s mind. Yesterday, I get an email from a popular investment manager and they had a chapter about Bitcoin volatility and how it may or may not effect the markets and today Bloomberg mentions Bitcoin in their headline along with the markets. Good morning image image
2025-12-03 12:26:30 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
What do you call it when you bore a hole in a potato and stick your penis in it?
2025-12-02 12:21:20 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Happy Thanksgiving from my family to yours. image
2025-11-27 12:12:24 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Happy Thanksgiving you Sovereign sons of bitches. image
2025-11-27 11:59:31 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Dating actors and actresses in movies and TV shows you watch becomes a depressing sport the older you get. What’s the solution?
2025-11-27 03:15:38 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
A shitcoiner isn’t defined by the token they hold… it’s defined by the mindset: wanting to print money instead of work for it. Proof-of-Work filters that energy out every cycle.
2025-11-26 14:43:30 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Good Morning, let’s not get in bed with Wall Street and stay on our righteous path. Thank you image
2025-11-25 11:11:03 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
The “signal” this cycle is buried under a pile of 30-year-old orange-tie shitcoiners cosplaying capital allocators. Before we get a real reversal, they need to eat humble pie, burn their orange ties in effigy, and remember Bitcoin wasn’t built for clout. image
2025-11-20 20:54:44 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Imagine having the ability to park your savings routinely, as you accumulated it, in something you could comfortably secure yourself, That couldn’t be frozen, seized or debased, That you could send anywhere in the world or to a bank to exchange for fiat 24/7, 365? That’s the only reason to HODL and expose yourself to #Bitcoin 🍿
2025-11-20 01:39:15 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
I’m considering becoming a plethora of misinformation. What are the pros and cons?
2025-11-19 14:09:29 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
My hope? That anyone who buys Bitcoin with money they didn’t earn gets lit up….individuals, corporations, even sovereigns Proof of Work was never just a consensus mechanism, it’s the ethos. If I’m in the red stacking sats I worked for, so be it. If you can accumulate Bitcoin without lifting a finger…what did you actually earn? Bitcoin without sweat is just another shitcoin. Let the opportunists get smoked while i humbly keep accumulating sats with every pay check. #ProofOfWorkOrBust #Bitcoin 🍿
2025-11-18 17:07:31 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
You know that old line, ‘the real money was in selling the picks and shovels’? Yeah… turns out the real money was in selling orange ties to all these corporate Bitcoin suit-coiners. 🤡🟧 Stackers build, suit-coiners accessorize.
2025-11-14 03:02:25 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →
Confessions of a MicroStrategy Investor A letter no one asked for, but everyone should read before handing their Bitcoin dreams to a man in an orange tie. — Dear Fellow Bag-Holders, Future Therapists, and Anyone Still Pretending This Was “Strategic,” I write to you today not as a proud MicroStrategy shareholder, but as a man who has stared directly into the mirror and whispered the words: “Bro… what have you done?” Look—I’m not embarrassed that I invested in Bitcoin. Magical internet money is fine. It’s pure. It’s incorruptible. It’s literally math wrapped in electricity. Beautiful. I am, however, deeply embarrassed that I gave a company with salaries, leases, marketing teams, HR reps, and a snack budget my money… so they could buy that same magical internet money at a premium, wrap it in a corporate costume, and then somehow—somehow—turn it into something that trades at a discount. A discount. On Bitcoin. In a Bitcoin bull market. Amazing. Inspirational, even. If there were an Olympic event for turning alpha into coupons, MicroStrategy would sweep the podium. Do you know how helpless you feel when your investment thesis boils down to: “I believe in Bitcoin so much I outsourced it to a business with overhead.” That’s like loving organic vegetables so much you hire a Fortune 500 company to grow them for you under fluorescent lights, at 4× the cost, while their interns eat half the crop. And yes, yes, I get it—leverage, strategy, blah blah blah. But when your CEO has to juggle debt payments, stock issuance, Twitter theatrics, and a line item called “orange tie dry-cleaning,” you start to wonder: Was I investing in Bitcoin… or in the world’s most complicated meme account? At this point, even my Bitcoin-hating uncle respects me more than my financial advisor does. At least the uncle says he bought gold once because “it was shiny.” My excuse? I thought buying a corporate wrapper around Bitcoin was “efficient.” Efficient at what? Converting sats into operating expenses? If I wanted discounted Bitcoin, I should’ve just bought Bitcoin. If I wanted chaos, I could’ve bought a shitcoin. Instead, I bought a stock that somehow blended both worlds. A schrödinger’s tradfi-wrapped-Bitcoin derivative that lives in a simultaneous state of premium and embarrassment. So here I stand—an MSTR shareholder. A man who believed. A man who delegated. A man who now understands that true self-sovereignty means never relying on a corporate board to stack for you. Godspeed to us all. And please—next board meeting—cut the marketing budget before the coupons. Sincerely, A Recovering MicroStrategy Apologist P.S. If anyone needs me, I’ll be buying the underlying asset directly like a grown adult.
2025-11-14 01:45:26 from 1 relay(s) View Thread →