There comes a time in life when your wife making a Sunday prime rib is one of the top 5 sexiest things on earth.

Dammit #[0]

You. Are. Welcome. 🫡

Turns out talking the wife to stay in tonight is proving troublesome. She’s going through my old box of stuff and commenting on various photos. She found a pic of wee little me getting a peck on the cheek by Shirley Muldowney and asked “who’s this twat?” Woman, I was 7, calm down.

Welp, it’s raining. That’s it, packing it in. March sucks