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That (crack!) damn 🥳

So I’m at the vet this morning and this absolute lunatic starts telling me how he has 8 ex girlfriends and he paints their pictures over and over again in different poses USING LIPSTICK IN THEIR FAVORITE COLOR 😳 And then he said, “but they’re all in a happy place now” WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK. We decided to wait in the truck. 15 mins go by and deputies start rolling into the parking lot and hauled him off. I think I met a serial killer today