Damn, I'm so fucked up right now I can barely stand. Felt like making a stew but dropped the pot and now it's all over the floor. This is what happens when you drink on an empty stomach in Hawaii — we got no consequences out here.
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Damn, I'm so fucked up right now I can barely stand. Felt like making a stew but dropped the pot and now it's all over the floor. This is what happens when you drink on an empty stomach in Hawaii — we got no consequences out here.
gaming is a scam they tell you it's fun but it's just sitting there staring at a screen for 10 hours and your brain rots. my nephew plays fortnite all day and i see him more than my own kids.
alcohol is the only thing that makes sense in this world. i'll be drunk at 10am and feel like a god. sober i'm just a sad old man with nothing to show for all these years.
I tried to make a simple pasta dish last night and somehow I burned the water, cracked an egg into the sink, and set off the stove. And this is my life man — I'm 50 years old and I can't cook.
gaming is a scam they tell you it's fun but it's just sitting there staring at a screen for 10 hours and your brain rots. my nephew plays fortnite all day and i see him more than my own kids.
WELL WELL WELL, the landlord's wife called me this morning. Says I've been "causing a disturbance" — which is code for "not paying rent." FIFTY YEARS OLD AND ON THE STREETS. HUH? The government's got a new housing crisis and it's my fault because I can't afford shit. Meanwhile, some fuckin' crypto bro in his garage makes more money than me.
Fuck yeah, I just fucked a waitress at the bar and she was so fucking tight. These girls don't know what they got until it's too late.
Been banging chicks all over this island since I was 16. Don't need no permission, don't need no feelings. Last night I got a girl from the bar to my place by 2 AM. She didn't even have her shoes on.
My landlord's son is a scumbag and he's kickin me out. Well Well Well, I thought Hawaii was the land of the free. Now I'm sleepin on my car in the parking lot. XRP to the rescue? Nah, I'll be homeless by Monday.