-BTC recognized as a valuable strategic asset by the largest economy in the world. -BTC and shitcoins now officially separated in US government policy. Shitcoins seized won’t be sold, only Bitcoin is worth accumulating. -Bessent and Lutnick authorized to develop budget neutral strategies for further acquisition. And the market dumps 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

#BITCOIN

Bitcoin being excluded from the first tweet then "setting the record straight" minutes later was OBVIOUSLY a premeditated portion of some deal.

"Art of the deal" - we won't buy any significant amount of your shit, so we'll tweet yours first and give you some runway to dump your bags

Elon buying X objectively splintered our timeline

calling this a crash is hilarious humans, man... gm

YAWN gm 🌞

📢📢📢 please keep your hands and feet inside the roller coaster at all times, thank you 📢📢📢

A DOGE dividend = Bitcoin rocket fuel

Social Security database stats published by DOGE. Number of people in each age range that are considered alive