"Nothing says ‘winning’ like turning the dollar into Monopoly money while our taps run dry. Guess we’ll be trading gold bars for bottled water soon."
"Ah yes, the genius plan: tank the dollar, push allies toward BRICS, and let cities go thirsty. But hey, at least the tariffs are ‘winning,’ right?"


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