Going vegan has been shown to cause testicular cancer. Don’t lose your balls, eat meat 🥩

I have never been zapped exactly 34 sats. Let’s keep it that way please.

Way too many bots 🤖 It’s only going to get worse #PayToEngage needs to be an option for every HUMAN to enable. Zero cost to spam our notifications. Even worse you might zap ⚡️ a bot. Scammers can set up new bots all day to try farm sats with GPT AI

Dollar-Sat parody is coming

Posting for whoever needs it. Just read the one that applies to you. GM ☕️ gn 🦉 🧡 GFY 🫂 🫡 🦆 🤜🤛 GZY ⚡️ 🥩

Good Friday, good morning ☕️ “Surely our griefs He Himself bore, And our sorrows He carried; Yet we ourselves esteemed Him stricken, Smitten of God, and afflicted. But He was pierced through for our transgressions, He was crushed for our iniquities; The chastening for our well-being fell upon Him, And by His scourging we are healed. All of us like sheep have gone astray, Each of us has turned to his own way; But the Lord has caused the iniquity of us all To fall on Him. He was oppressed and He was afflicted, Yet He did not open His mouth; Like a lamb that is led to slaughter, And like a sheep that is silent before its shearers, So He did not open His mouth.” ‭‭Isaiah‬ ‭53‬:‭4‬-‭7‬ ‭NASB1995‬‬