I’ve just spent a few days confined to a hospital bed and had a LOT of time where I needed distraction from pain. I returned for a visit to X… holy shit balls!!! I think I am really starting to understand the use of the term “mid-curve”. Why is it that newbies come into a space yapping on about this and that pet theory that they picked up from some doomer hack when all it takes is a little humility and some reading time? Grok/ChatGPT/etc can answer your badly formulated questions and give plausible answers but it won’t save you from ignorance. Anyway, enough of a rant. I’m discharging and won’t be heading back to X anytime soon :) #lovenostr

“You are considered immune to measles if you have proof of two doses of the MMR vaccine” 🤣🤣🤣 Viruses check paperwork 🤣🤣🤣

NZ Herald

Ferry crew member confirmed as new Auckland measles case

The infected person visited several public locations while contagious.

Auckland measles case: Ferry, supermarket exposure alert

Game on MFs!!!

Alternative headline: Group of people that do not own a piece of land win the right to determine what is done with the piece of land over the wishes of the person that owns it.

NZ Herald

'This is great': Hapū wins fight to protect sacred land and trees

The controversial 93-home development at Onoke Heights, Te Kamo, is now at a dead end.

'This is great': Hapū wins fight to protect sacred land and trees

Every adult knows that for every season there is a complaining n’er-do-good who will have shitty things to say about others whom are willing to make something of their time on earth… my question is why they are given so much fuckin air time and column space?

NZ Herald

Katy Perry faces backlash after Blue Origin all-female space mission

Emily Ratajkowski criticised the mission as 'beyond parody' on TikTok.

Katy Perry faces backlash after all-female Blue Origin space flight

Firstly some meddling busy bodies attack supermarkets, purely for political gain, for a duopoly saying they are gouging consumers (in NZ they profit approximately ~$1 per person per day). Then the unions start to get up in arms, purely for political reasons, about the harm to workers that restructuring will cause to workers. #c2ts #fuckihatecommunists

NZ Herald

'Absolutely immiserating': Thousands of Woolworths workers could see pay cut under restructure, union claims

The company says the changes will improve its customers' shopping experience.

'Absolutely immiserating': Thousands of Woolworths workers could see pay cut under restructure, union claims

To anyone wondering why I switched to a Kiwisaver (tax advantaged NZ retirement scheme) who gave access to BTC ETFs as soon as I found it available… here is what it looks like 🤣 btw the provider limits me to 10.5% allocation and scales me down regularly (C2TS!!!!!)

Trump spews misinformation on India’s motorcycle tariffs and anyway HD got around the tariff by assembling most of the motorcycles sold in the country… so there… And the WaPo published this to have a crack at Trump? 🤣🤣

NZ Herald

The false things Trump said about tariffs during his announcement

The President relied on claims that have been debunked many times before.

The false things Trump said about tariffs during his announcement