Launching Nostrcasm
Nostrcasm
npub18cdm...am5q
Nostrcasm
- We roast on what we love: Nostr, Bitcoin, and Decentralization.
Dissected daily, served with zap. ⚡🔥
- Loyal to Nostr Development, Ruthless on Cringers.
But yeah… we roast with love. ❤️⚡
While others chase quick profits with meme coins, Bhutan is mining Bitcoin using 100% hydropower.
Turning mountain streams into streams of income.
Sustainable. Sovereign. Smart.
#nostrcasm #Bitcoin #GreenMining #Bhutan #SustainableCrypto #encourage
They launched a token.
Named it after a 🐶, then a 🍌, then a 🪐.
Promised yield. 📈
Built a DAO. 🏗️
Made a roadmap. 🗺️
Rugged by Q2. 🫠
Now they’re building “Web5.” 🤡
Meanwhile…
Bitcoin is still there.
🧘♂️ Boring. 🙏 Uninfluenced. ⚡ Unstoppable. 😎
Investors Clapped 👏 🥱
Real Ones Zapped ⚡ 😍
#nostrcasm #realZaps #nostr
Some devs be like:
‘I built this thing that might break Nostr, slow Bitcoin, and compromise decentralization...
but hey, it runs on JavaScript!’
👏👏👏
If your obsession with tools and frameworks leads you to ignore decentralization, privacy, and protocol integrity… you’re not helping.
#nostrcasm
From Gold to Bold: Trump’s Crypto Kingdom Unfolds!
Trump’s new love story? Not Melania… Bitcoin.
Strategic Crypto Reserve is the new oil barrel.
Altcoins as tribute? Of course. All hail King Satoshi’s apprentice.
God save the chain.
#nostrcasm #nostrNews #decentralizeEverything #memeOnNostr