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Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware / These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once
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evacide 7 months ago
Do I think that the national Democratic Party will learn anything from Mamdani's win? No. Do I think it is important to enjoy a goddamn victory once in a while? Yes.
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evacide 7 months ago
I would like to be Chrisjen Avasarala: impeccably-dressed, running things, swearing like a sailor. But I am Camina Drummer: barely keeping it together, sort of in charge, with a lot of complicated relationships and a strong eyeliner game.
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evacide 8 months ago
Me, looking at my work calendar: This is insane. No one can do this much work. I'm going to find the asshole that did this and give them a piece of my mind! Me, looking in the mirror: Oh no.
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evacide 9 months ago
Q&A from a talk I gave last week. Q: "What do you think is the biggest threat in cybersecurity right now? Is it post-quantum computing? Is it AI?" A: Fascism. It's fascism.
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evacide 9 months ago
The only way I can possibly touch enough grass to get through this day is to remove all of my clothes and roll around on a lawn.
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evacide 9 months ago
For people who are looking to shield their identities in group chats: Signal does not store past handle IDs and 7 days after changing your handle, another Signal user can claim it.
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evacide 10 months ago
Weird how the jobs that AI-boosters say AI is going to replace never seems to include the management or executive class.
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evacide 10 months ago
I checked in on the Bad Place and discovered that a bunch of misogynists have spent a couple of weeks getting very worked up about a screenshot of a post I made about a decade ago and that locking my account last year has successfully deprived them of further ammo. Everything is cool and normal.
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evacide 11 months ago
Aerial coach: Do you remember this sequence from two weeks ago? Me: Listen, a lot has happened in the last two weeks...