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Director of Cybersecurity @EFF / Co-founder of @stopstalkerware / These are my opinions, not my employers’ / I did a TED talk once
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evacide 1 year ago
Someone in my feed with a lot of followers asked for technical advice. I was about to reply with a joke, but first I glanced at the many, many replies. I saw that my joke would not be welcome, so I did not post it. You too can learn from this wisdom.
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evacide 1 year ago
We may not be living in the darkest timeline, but we are certainly living in the stupidest.
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evacide 1 year ago
Guy who was walking down the street, staring porn that was playing on his phone at full volume: what porn is so important that you could not wait until you got home?
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evacide 1 year ago
I am not sure why Mastodon is the only platform I am on where ending a post with "I am not interested in debating this" gets dozens of replies, many of which are, in fact, trying to debate this.
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evacide 1 year ago
You guys, I have just discovered how much an expert witness gets paid by the hour ($459 on average) and surely this is a mistake.
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evacide 1 year ago
Things that have not changed since the the first Trump administration: the same groups are still in danger and the methods of surveillance are largely the same. Things that have changed: consequences of failure are more severe, there are fewer checks on power, tech companies excited to collude.
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evacide 1 year ago
I know how to fight a long fight. I know how to triage and do harm reduction and how to play defense. But I am also very, very tired and I am going to need a minute before I can get back to work.
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evacide 1 year ago
Looking through my closet for something to wear to the EFF Awards this week, I ruled out my sequined jumpsuit because I've worn it to a work event before. Then I remembered that the work event in question was in December of 2017.
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evacide 1 year ago
I am waiting on analysis from Brazilian lawyers before I weigh in on how legal Brazilian court's decision to block X is, but I can safely say that the fines for individual users accessing the site over a VPN are crazypants.
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evacide 1 year ago
This is your regular reminder that Google spent billions of dollars a year making their search engine the default while Google search results became increasingly tainted, nonsensical, and useless.
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evacide 1 year ago
After years of being informed that I am in the pocket of Big Tech (alas, without making a Big Tech salary), I would like to announce that, like the Olympians, I am ready to be sponsored by Parmesan cheese.
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evacide 1 year ago
I have been tremendously lucky in my career, but I have absolutely seen men get paid more for the same or less work with the same or fewer qualifications and I have seen men praised as geniuses for behavior that gets me called a bitch.
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evacide 1 year ago
If you, a white person, feel the need to disguise yourself as a black person for any goddamn reason, how about you just don't?