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Why doesn't tap to pay work on regular smartphones? We have NFC...

"Maybe this hash will hit it big" ~My BitAxe

Mosquitos love me. The other night it was uncomfortably hot and no AC (Europe lol). Anyway this bugger somehow finds her way into my AirBnb on the 5th floor and makes a goddam meal out of me. It got to the point that I put on clothes to shield me. Of course I can hear micro dracula buzzing about do I'm on high alert all night not getting any quality rest. As the sun begins to rise I spot the faintest shadow on the ceiling. I leap off the bed and nail that fucker in the greatest acrobatic smackdown I've ever delivered. Small win, but justice was served. Slept beautifully after.

Ordered a burrito Got it extra spicy Had to take it home cuz it looked like I was crying

Look up any medical issue Avoid caffeine and alcohol Always killing my vibe

Yesterday was Rīga's 824th birthday. The entire town became a festival; they really know how to throw a party. The American mind cannot comprehend.

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I've offended an Englishman. I couldn't be prouder.

Is it vlogging?

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Time for dessert #memes #funny

Standing on the shoulders of giant piles of corpses

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Ramen