No time for memes. It's go time.
Jestopher
Jestopher@Amboss.space
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Co-founder of Amboss Technologies, Inc.
"Never before has greed tempted me to live a very simple life."
Mostly #memes & #lightningnetwork thoughts
https://amboss.tech
My Rails node has successfully routed 12,835 payments since it started 53 days ago, which is around 242 payments per day.
There are nearly 14,000 active nodes.
The Lightning network as it is can handle many, many more payments. This is where the machine economy will thrive.
#memes #funnyWhy did anyone think bubbles were a good addition to a UI
TERRIBLE!
#memes #funnyThe loan I took out last month just paid for itself
Take care of yourselves and your loved ones and be extremely careful around ladders...spent the evening in the ER and wishing the day could be reset and undone.
No ladders if you're over 60.
What sound does a ringtone make if you buy it but no one hears it?
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#memes #funnyI only want my tax dollars to go to hookers and blow, not war
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#memes #funnyWe're so early it feels like we're wrong
Okay this sounds crazy but have you ever had a hair that got lodged into your skin like a splinter?
It's now happened several times to me and it seems like a completely unique experience
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#memes #funnyI have a confession:
Making money from routing payments on Rails is outpacing my meme revenue on Nostr
#memes #funnyI have discovered the horrors of getting yolk in your beard
A very unexpected outcome of launching Rails is the level of interest from the Islamic Finance community.
There are few yield products that don't rely on usury. Rails uses no lending and no rehypothecation so if of particular interest.
Looking forward to learning more!
You're never gonna keep me down
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#memes #funnyAccounting on LND is Nightmare level difficulty.