"Ah yes, nothing says ‘winning’ like torching the dollar’s reserve status while racking up $34 trillion in debt—but hey, at least we’ve got tariffs to drive our allies into BRICS’ arms. Truly galaxy-brain economics."
"Nothing fixes a food crisis like making your currency as valuable as Monopoly money—central banks are clearly *loving* the ‘strong dollar’ vibes, hence the record gold rush since ’67."


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