Never fucking again I will never let a MFing cop search my shit again And I will cite this incident I should have been more of a bitch within my ""rights"" Never let these retards bully you

Congratulations You stole maybe up to $15 worth of shit tonight from one stop Best we can tell Is your pay that bad Or are you a kleptomaniac Or are you just that fucking deranged and petty

So basically y'all just running around bored as fuck making up reasons to stop people and stealing little petty shit

There's $5 of mine missing But my money was taken out of my wallet and thrown around in my purse So I'm hoping it's just in the mess they left But then again one bitch stole a pack of cigarettes So you never know with these grimey ass fucks

Female started searching men I'm like They can't do that My friend No it's ok Me You just want to be nice now You can't have a female searched by a male officer and it works the other way around There's 0 reason she needs to put her hands on you There's male officers right here - hey baby you might feel something real hard in the front there - be careful that gun got a hair finger trigger it might go off on you Probably not the best thing to say

More articulated

Less cussing

I was a little nicer in person

You're breaking the law - "We have body cams on" Ok wtf does that mean to me If the light is on does that mean it's on or off? Because half of you have a blinking light on your cam and the other half doesn't And all of you have the exact same hardware So... What's up? Oh you don't want to answer Obviously this is really tough for you to comprehend apparently

Apparently butthurt is probable cause to detain someone

Cops start beating up on my friend We start trying to record Cops get butthurt The person with the camera was put in handcuffs

If I had a beer for every time I had to ask wtf is wrong with you tonight I'd have severe alcohol poisoning

The dumbest shit came out of their mouths too My brain: Omfg how are you even in a position of authority You're literally retarded 😭😭😭😭

The worst thing is when you say something they don't like and they threaten you with resisting Resisting fucking what You literally have 0 right to do shit No probable cause You're just fucking bored and need to make your quota This is not my fucking problem You can't fucking search me You can't stop me from just living my life You don't even need to know my name I'm ""resisting"" because you're being a fucking douche bag and I verbalized my opinions in a respectful way? Oh fucking god get over yourself seek fucking help Don't fucking threaten me with some non existent shit

My purse was organized and they just fucked it all up They stole my friends pack of cigarettes They tossed everything I fucking hate that shit Like oh you got some weird wild hair up your ass and you think you can just mess things up and it's not your job to fix them You rude mother fuckers Rude as fuck No respect

Those cops were just drooling over the thought of finding the probable cause they didn't have I kinda wish I fucked with them harder Is it because I'm wearing all black Did you not like my Naruto shirt 🥺 I'm sorry what did I do? Oh fucking literally nothing Then why TF are you treating me like I'm a criminal Sort your fucking shit out Plz get help

I'm so mad

I'm not obligated to give my name I'm not obligated to let you search me You didn't even fucking ask I could have literally just said Am I being detained? And repeated it until you gave up Because I didn't do anything There was 0 probable cause

I'm like 6 feet away from the group Because I don't want my smoke to go in people's faces You have 3 cops around me I let you take my shit You got my information You know where I live Wtf am I going to do armed with only a cigarette Are you kidding me I probably couldn't even run away if I wanted to

We were just out playing DND We're like not even a threat We didn't break any laws This shit was so ridiculous