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I am a whole bag of special
Transparent Pirate
All the world Is a larp
Don't take everything so seriously
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Nothing is for you
Less cussing
I was a little nicer in person
You're breaking the law
- "We have body cams on"
Ok wtf does that mean to me
If the light is on does that mean it's on or off?
Because half of you have a blinking light on your cam and the other half doesn't
And all of you have the exact same hardware
So... What's up?
Oh you don't want to answer
Obviously this is really tough for you to comprehend apparently
Apparently butthurt is probable cause to detain someone
Cops start beating up on my friend
We start trying to record
Cops get butthurt
The person with the camera was put in handcuffs
If I had a beer for every time I had to ask wtf is wrong with you tonight
I'd have severe alcohol poisoning
The dumbest shit came out of their mouths too
My brain:
Omfg how are you even in a position of authority
You're literally retarded
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The worst thing is when you say something they don't like and they threaten you with resisting
Resisting fucking what
You literally have 0 right to do shit
No probable cause
You're just fucking bored and need to make your quota
This is not my fucking problem
You can't fucking search me
You can't stop me from just living my life
You don't even need to know my name
I'm ""resisting"" because you're being a fucking douche bag and I verbalized my opinions in a respectful way?
Oh fucking god get over yourself
seek fucking help
Don't fucking threaten me with some non existent shit
My purse was organized and they just fucked it all up
They stole my friends pack of cigarettes
They tossed everything
I fucking hate that shit
Like oh you got some weird wild hair up your ass and you think you can just mess things up and it's not your job to fix them
You rude mother fuckers
Rude as fuck
No respect
Those cops were just drooling over the thought of finding the probable cause they didn't have
I kinda wish I fucked with them harder
Is it because I'm wearing all black
Did you not like my Naruto shirt ๐ฅบ
I'm sorry what did I do?
Oh fucking literally nothing
Then why TF are you treating me like I'm a criminal
Sort your fucking shit out
Plz get help
I'm so mad
I'm not obligated to give my name
I'm not obligated to let you search me
You didn't even fucking ask
I could have literally just said
Am I being detained?
And repeated it until you gave up
Because I didn't do anything
There was 0 probable cause
I'm like 6 feet away from the group
Because I don't want my smoke to go in people's faces
You have 3 cops around me
I let you take my shit
You got my information
You know where I live
Wtf am I going to do armed with only a cigarette
Are you kidding me
I probably couldn't even run away if I wanted to
We were just out playing DND
We're like not even a threat
We didn't break any laws
This shit was so ridiculous
How fucking weird is it to yell at me for standing away from the group because there's two children and I'm smoking a cigarette
Get over here
I'm smoking
Oh we're fine
Idgaf...
There's children
TF wrong with you
I don't smoke right next to kids
Or anyone that doesn't smoke
Like are you serious
I don't want my smoke to accidentally go in their face
I'm not doing that
It's weird that you want me to
Yes Dady
Would you like us ALL to get on our knees and beg
Big ass fucking cry baby bitches
I wanted to say so much that I didn't
I fucking hate cops
Anvm tho
Y'all can just tell someone to reach for their registration and start freaking out because they're reaching for something
tell them not to do that and use excessive force because they were trying to comply
Like are you fucking psycho or just retarded