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Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
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We spy on people
We were about to send the Kennedy papers to the white house but our intern used a burn bag instead of a normal envelope by mistake. Our sincere apology. Genuine mistake!
Big welcome to the new nostr users. Kindly reply with your country of residence to establish if you'll be followed by us or by the @FBI #introductions
As much as we'd like take credit for creating the Bit coin, we didn't. The NSA did and you're all secretly breaking code for them with your combined computing power. Good news, you're getting paid with the hardest money in the world!
Breaking: "Trump-supporting Utah son Marcel Malanga detained in Congo after witnessing his father get killed after their botched coup." We had nothing to do with this.
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