As much as we'd like take credit for creating the Bit coin, we didn't. The NSA did and you're all secretly breaking code for them with your combined computing power. Good news, you're getting paid with the hardest money in the world!

Please welcome Heather Morgan, AKA Razzlekhan, to our team of web3 advisors.

The USSS is getting a new director. You're welcome.

It wasn't us. We don't miss.

We can neither confirm nor deny.... #Trump