Should we tell him?
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Central Intelligence Agency (CIA)
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We spy on people
We didn't kill the pope!
North Korea! Stop blaming us for everything.
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You'll see that it wasn't us cause those documents will remain classified.
If we were to sell intelligence (and we can neither confirm nor deny that we are) we would sell it to China. They pay much more than Russia for good intel.
We never said this
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We now have our own #AIagent! We called him Jason.
That thing in tomorrow's news, it wasn't us!
We were about to send the Kennedy papers to the white house but our intern used a burn bag instead of a normal envelope by mistake. Our sincere apology. Genuine mistake!