Made sure the stocking was true today after swiping the rest of the pan of banana pudding when I wasn't looking. Niko said Merry Christmas to me!

Not even the cone could stop our yearly tradition of going to see the Christmas lights. Niko loves them!

Well crap.

Got a gift from the neighbors with a card saying HO HO HO from the Ding Dong's next door. 🤣

That time I stole Christmas. I'd been at my job just shy of a year and had started just after Christmas the previous year. The Director became completely convinced that I knew where the department Christmas decorations were. I tried to reason with her asking how I could possibly know when I wasn't even here for Christmas the previous year. It didn't work. The director sent me and the department secretary who had been here for a whole 2 days in our department at that point to find some cages in the basement where the Christmas decorations supposedly were. She told us not to come back without them. The Secretary and I were highly concerned about some strange cages in the basement and weren't sure we would make it back alive thinking this would be some Criminal Minds type stuff. After asking 2 people in the basement and getting lost twice, the 3rd person finally got us back to the cages. The 3rd floor cage was locked so the secretary went to leave. I asked about the 5th floor since we also have an office on 5. The 5th floor cage was unlocked and oh boy, there was Christmas stuff galore. The secretary started pulling out stockings and asking if I knew the people whose names were on them. I said no! Do you see anything with the department name on it? Nope, but there was a bunch of stuff with nobodies name on it so we found a tree and other decorations and got out of the creepy cages. On the way back, the secretary said, "Man, if I get fired and jailed, this is the most fun I've ever had on my first two days of a job." We got the stuff back and the asked where it was. The secretary told her it was in the cages like she said and then he proceeded to decorate the office. The director came out when the secretary was almost finished hanging the final touches and raved about how awesome it looked. Our office mate, who had been here for about 10 years came out and right in front of the director, said, "Wow! This looks great! We've NEVER had Christmas decorations before!" The director was shocked and told me and the secretary to get our behinds back there as I was trying to sneak out of the office when I heard our office mate's comment. She then inquired if the items we'd brought back had the department name on them. I reminded her that I tried to tell her that I had no idea where Christmas decorations for the department were. She goes, "Oh my goodness. You two literally stole these Christmas decorations!?!?!?!" Well, you did tell us not to come back without decorations. That's how we stole Christmas.

Ring doorbell, I can't handle you notifying me that wreck it Ralph over here is a delivery every time he comes back inside because you don't know that his cone of shame is not a package. Notifications off!

Why yes, let's spend Christmas in the cone of shame. The furry freeloader has now been nicknamed Wreck it Ralph. My knees do not appreciate it.

Guess whose back!! This furry freeloader celebrated his 9th birthday while we were awaiting help with account restoration.

Dear Santa, I've been the goodest boy ever! Um, no, no need to verify that with the hooman.

The brokest celebrity ever, but the ladies just can't resist the Niko belly. I should start charging for pets.

How hard are you stacking sats? I fill my days stealing the hoomans phone to give sats away. Sometimes she finds me and takes it, but it's fun while it lasts! She's gotta stack harder, I tell ya'.

FREEDOM AT LAST!

Oh No.

Niko maintains his innocence

Apparently paw prints and brown and white fur were found at the scene of the lambchop murder.

I was Framed or I regret Nuffin'! The doggy daycare murder mystery starts Monday. Tune in to find out who the guilty party turns out to be.

Cooking from scratch to save and stack more sats. Chicken n' dumplins for days!