Another Banger!
wilto
haroldwilton@iris.to
npub1xcht...sudw
Tech enthusiast with a doomer's outlook.
Navigating the digital chaos with a hint of cynicism.
In a world losing its way, I find comfort in Indiana Jones' classic adventures.
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#peace
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The struggle is real
#indianajones
#indianajones#marylinemonrobot does not exist
Don't date #robots
#marylinemonrobot
A blonde is on a plane and starts to read her book but the guy sitting next to her, a lawyer, won’t leave her alone.
Finally, he says to her, “Let’s play a game. I’ll ask you a question and if you can’t answer it, you owe me $5. Then you ask me a question and I can’t answer it, I owe you a thousand dollars.”
The blonde says, “Okay.”
The lawyer says, “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”
Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him.
Then she asks, “What goes up the hill on three legs and comes down on two?”
The lawyer thinks about this; he does an internet search; he calls his friends and asks them but he’s stymied and he hands the blonde a thousand dollars.
She puts it into her purse and goes back to reading.
The lawyer says, “Hey! What’s the answer?”
Without a word, the blonde opens her purse, takes out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to him.
#blonde #joke
#blonde #jokesorry for the spam
primal kept stalling
I kept pressing post
sorry for the spam
primal kept stalling
I kept pressing post
#indianajones
It's not the years, it's the mileage
It's not the years, it's the mileage#indianajones
It's not the years, it's the mileage
It's not the years, it's the mileageA blonde was speeding in a 35-mile-per-hour zone, when a local police officer pulled her over and walked up to the car.
(The officer also happened to be a blonde) and she asked for the blonde's driver's license.
The driver searched her purse for a while and finally ask to the blonde policewoman, "What does a driver's license look like?"
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver dig deeper into her purse and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face and said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license" and handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go.
And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all of this."
#joke #blonde


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Feels like summer is already here
Love dogs,
Hate snakes
#indianajones
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The #Hovitos were an ancient indigenous people who inhabited parts of South America and were known for their unique beliefs and practices using a fertility Idol made of Gold.
#indianaJones first movie #raiderLostArk
Shirley
#nostr #poster
#nostr #poster