HOPE EVERYONE HAS A GREAT WEEKEND

What I tell ya folks. They’re already running LLMs on iPhones. Of course running a node on your phone makes sense.

We’re not going anywhere.

Some people claim that syncing the blockchain makes for poor UX. You know what makes for really bad UX? Going to jail.

This is Aladdin Ross, master of the rugs. If you do not repost this note and send it to 20+ people, you will face 10 years of bad luck filled constant rugging (the bad kind), shotgun KYC, and restrictions on how you can spend your money. (All zaps will be forwarded to Aladdin as tribute)

Cannot wait to ship ZEUS 9! Any guesses what’s in it?

It was nice while it lasted View quoted note →

Bidding for block space

TFW when you get rugged by a custodian

We cracked the top 10 on LnRouters's best performing routing nodes list

Node Ranking - LnRouter

The best performing routing nodes in the network. High speed, liquid channels, well connected.

GM. Let’s have some fun. Top 5 zaps on this note after an hour get early access to ZEUS v0.8.0.

If you exclude everything except Dollaritas from the CPI, you’ll learn that we’re crushing it.

The first of many Lucys @PUBKEY