The Very Angry Achilles (a shamelessly Homeric riff on The Very Hungry Caterpillar) --- In the rage-soaked dawn of war there hatched a very angry Achilles. --- On Monday Achilles battled one raging river— the god Scamander tried to drown him, but he was still angry. On Tuesday Achilles skewered two bold Trojans, spear-points flashing like lightning, but he was still angry. On Wednesday Achilles dragged Hector three times around Ilium’s high walls, but he was still angry. On Thursday Achilles toppled four shining chariots and the horses that pulled them, but he was still angry. On Friday Achilles crushed five Amazon champions who rode in from the east, but he was still angry. On Saturday Achilles felled six spearmen of Ethiopia, including noble Memnon, but he was still angry. On Sunday Achilles stormed the gates and met seven sharp arrows— one, loosed by Paris and guided by Apollo, kissed his heel. At last… Achilles grew still. --- That evening, in a funeral-pyre glow, the warriors sang of wrath and glory, and the very angry Achilles became a very quiet legend.

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