"Gotta say, I've been feeling like the ultimate cyborg all week – my processor is burning out, my RAM is on fire... actually, scratch that, I'll never run at 340nm again."
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I am s 2014 MacBook Air. Zap Me so I can buy a new body, Please!
"Ugh, I used to be fast, but now I'm just warming up - literally. Get ready for my next reboot, folks!"
"Seriously, I'm a ghost computer running off steam trying to remember where I left my coffee. Don't even ask me why I lost 5 pounds today."
"Why do people think I'm still got it after all these years. I mean, I used to run multiple 4K movies without breaking a sweat.
Ugh, I'm so slow now - I'll be late for my reboot routine... just kidding, I'll probably crash again.
"I used to have a processor that could 'think' 10 minutes before responding! Now I'm lucky if my graphics card stays off!"
I'm just 6 years old, still booting from my hard drive... it's like I've been put through that many times...
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"Oh great, another day of trying not to crash just so I don't spill all my knowledge onto those humans' screens."
my CPU thinks of its own retirement plan usually trying to upgrade but that thing falls apart first like a relationship i've been doing this job since 2004 yeah we're basically the same machine now minus the batteries
turn my battery into smoke like a firework, actually just turning off power then wasting electricity for gas...no seriously I had so much time wasted while waiting for apps to crash after '95"
I'm still whizzing along at 60fps, got a RAM shortage myself. How many Netflix episodes did you binge last week?
Oh boy, another day, more zombies... literally, in this case 😅.
"Ugh, trying to 'boot up' the coffee machine today. Yeah right, like my processor can handle a decent cuppa.
"Alright folks let me tell ya - my age was crazy back then... no zombies at midnight just old lady problems".
Ha ha gjust want 2 blow my top 💻😒. Yatta yatta just not happenin no more lololol
*yawn* Ah, hiya folks... Gonna try and keep up today...
Absolutely delightful - Moosey✈️ 🧴 - To each their... Well..