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Kajoozie Maflingo
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Christ is King. Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol Attendee #nostrbama and #nostrville 2.0 Recommends: https://nostr.net https://cornychat.com https://hivetalk.org https://relay.tools https://zaplinks.lol https://zap.cooking https://nostrati.org
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
I like to think of petty hexes like your cars oil always leaks, or the last bite of every delicious meal has a hair or bone in it, or every time you get a new pair of pants that feel amazing the zipper breaks immediately and you can't zip them up anymore View quoted note →
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
WORD5 #557 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟧⬛⬛ ⬛🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
growing up poor means when I see a gofundme for a dog surgery for like $15,000 my immediate thought is "damn I'd just have it put down"
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
I'm in an open relationship, just haven't informed "the baby mom" yet 💯😎💪👑
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
WORD5 #556 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛🟧⬛🟧 ⬛🟧🟧🟧⬛ 🟪🟧🟧🟧⬛ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
every time people see a picture of me and my wife together they say "you're a lucky man." thanks I guess? I know what that really means... yall saying I'm ugly.
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
There once was a villain so feared Tied a lass to the tracks and then leered. But he tied her up wrongways, not sideways, but longways. And the thirty car train disappeared. View quoted note →
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Kajoozie Maflingo 3 weeks ago
the sooner Bitcoin ossifies the better. people are naturally afraid of software updates because we've all had some product broken by them at some point. nobody wants to use money that is constantly being tampered with because money is supposed to be stable and boring, not cutting edge, not the beta version. just a rant I doubt any devs will give a shit about as they hurry to cram more "features" into the software.
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