Crypto tax rules for 2025 are changing again... I've summarized them below (and added in details about the newest change!) 1/20 🧵

This PSA brought to you by an "expert trader". Sell low, buy back higher, pay cap gains. 🤣

Mmm that feeling when you bought a property you intend to develop and one of the tenants is already late on payments and ghosting you on iMessage with read receipts enabled. Brilliant. If this wasn't such a great piece of property i would have never bought it but so it goes.

I'm rich. How rich you ask? I threw out all my socks and bought new ones today.

Sure hanging out with @Michael Saylor would have been cool at the yacht party but i was too busy with my fancy friend - and he just so happens to be a king.

Me and the toxic plebs at our 100k yacht party. Don't be jelly

2025 prediction purely for fun. Bull and bear versions because why not. Bull version: - SBR passes but only thing that happens is seized coins are transferred in and Trump takes his victory laps - ETF's accelerate as bitcoin keeps outperforming the market - A few nation states announce reserves but larger countries are paralyzed by retard politicians who prefer to position themselves as close as possible to the money spigot for their own personal benefit - Price between 150-200k before collapsing back down to low 100k 2026 Bear version - SBR won't pass. Politicians don't have incentives to sign the bill since they're too busy looting the coffers for their own benefit. Any bitcoin held by US gov will be sold in spite of Trump and his administration. - Fed resumes hiking to combat inflation - Major bank crisis - BTC top is already in at 108k - Cracks start showing within MSTR - Return to high 5 digit bitcoin 2026 I don't buy the influencer hopium and find it's healthier to have lowered expectations. My third halving and i've seen more people blow themselves up with stupid plays when they should have just stayed humble and stacked sats. Happy New Year.