🚨 DON'T WAIT FOR TRUMP! Or for Elon, or anyone else, to make your life better/worse: Simply study #Bitcoin to benefit AND study #Bitcoin to protect yourself. Do it yourself for yourself (and everyone you love). No middle man. HODL! 🏆

I don't want to pretend like I'm unreservedly happy right now. I organized Scandinavia's first #Bitcoin conference and fucked up the budget really bad. Got depressed and stupidly found brief comfort in drugs. Having suddenly lost so many hard earned sats I had held for years made it feel like nothing mattered anymore. Before I knew it, I had wasted what little I had left in a self-destructive spiral. I will never be able to earn them back and I still wake up with a panic attack every few nights. My kids keep me going, but also racked with guilt 😔 I'll never stop stackin' though and I'm never spending another sat in my life!

Fun fact #1: monopoly money saw an astonishing rise in fiat value over the past century. Fun fact #2: far more fiat than monopoly money continues to be printed each year. Conclusion: monopoly money was and remains a better store of value than the Euro or the Dollar!

The German economy is tanking, but Berlin remains largely unaffected because: a) No one pays taxes b) Elon's Gigafactory c) We were already poor

Is it true that people will only remember you for the zaps you sent?

Gonna start saying data instead of data so people respect me more.

I love Nostr as much as the next ostrich, but I'm damn glad I didn't leave X right now.

«Our greatest fear is that Trump will make peace», says Norway's former (and probably future) PM Erna Solberg.

I wrote a #Bitcoin song this summer. It didn't get much traction, but maybe this is a better time to share it with you all? 😁

"Did you know there was once a country called Germany that had over 50.000 coins?" "No way, that's impossible!" "I swear! My mom said it was back on Earth in the Dumb Age. It's actually why we call it that."

Were we really going "$8.2k! $8.3k! $8.4k!" back in the day? Call me at $0.1M 🔔

Moving this to the living room now that it's gonna be every day.

- Why don't you build something like me, @Michael Saylor? 🤓 - Because you're already building it for me, Elon 😎 Very #few!

Do you ever worry about 'The Spirit of 1914'? 😬 At the outbreak of war, enthusiasm ran high among many young Germans. This would be the adventure of a life time, an opportunity to shape the new century and return home with glory and honor. Their unfettered optimism is easy to understand. There hadn't been a major war engulfing the continent since Napoleon over a century earlier. No one knew how all the technological, economic, military and cultural developments since would play out in an actual conflict. But they were quite excited to find out and certain it would be over by Christmas. Does that sound eerily familiar? Fast forward four years and 40 million people had been killed or maimed in battle. By 1945, as many as 125 million were lost. Without even counting the countless victims of communism. I sometimes see ghosts of that same madness in our current zeitgeist, that same exhilarating acceleration of history leading us into utter darkness. Let's pray that I am wrong, but don't you ever worry?

How do we actually fix education? 🤔 Everyone seems to agree that our current model is hopelessly stuck in the industrial age, where students sit in neat rows completing mundane tasks to make them good factory workers. Yet I haven't seen many real platforms or proposals on what education should be like. Is homeschooling the only way? 🤷 I'm sure there must be other ideas out there. Enlighten me.

Problems don't disappear just because you think the wrong people pointed them out.

This is our promise, from Brother to Brother: we will be good to the Earth of humanity we will take care of the Beauty and the Warmth as if we held a Baby gently in our arms 🤝

The first female President will be a Republican. Bookmark this.

Most Trump voters are the Lord of the Rings type: they are Hobbits who were quite content to ignore and be ignored by the world of the Big Folk, until it threatened their home and way of life. Now they are on a mission to destroy the ring of power to save all of Middle Earth. But really they just want to go back to the Shire and make babies with Rosie in peace. Some Trump voters are the Harry Potter type: they believe it's their destiny to defeat evil or die trying, so the rules don't apply to them. They go looking for trouble and often attract it, not realizing they're causing most of the wand violence. But they are pure at heart and will happily organize an armed resistance if the Ministry falls. Then you have the Game of Thrones type:

It's fair to be a little smug today, but America needs Republicans to be the bigger party. Don't do what Democrats would have done. Seek to reconcile and share the future. #ManifestUnity 🇺🇲