Life ain't nothin but Finches and money.

@PABLOF7z trying to fix zaplife leader board during #zapathon

All #zapathon must be sanctioned by the Nostr Board of Directors. #nostrceo #decree

Remember #nostr if parody account make sure is labeled as such or get zee banned. 🚫🚫🚫 #grownostr

All your Sats are belong to us.

Nostr CEO TODO List: -enable shadow banning!!! -shadow ban all the shit talkers who say bad things about me -change the name from nostr to nopestr -figure out who this guy @jack is and shadow ban him -make huge donation to RFK, always wanted to be Diplomat to El Salvador -lock down the nostr API to 3rd party apps like @jb55 @Vitor Pamplona -make all relays paid ones, payable to me -copyright nostr, Nostrich, pleb, footstr

So we are clear, if I am not looking at you. You do not exist.

I am like Satoshi, but with more feathers. #nostr #grownostr #introductions