Boomer Story Time
Helped my old man take some old greenhouse glass to the dump today. The dump has a compost program but you have to load it yourself. I have been working on making a garden from scratch for the last 6 weeks and it's time for some compost so we toss a couple spades in his F150 after loading the glass.
Get to the dump bouncer to weigh in and my dad tells her it's all household waste but we are going to get some compost too. She suggest we weigh out then go back to grab some compost so we don't mess with the waste payment by weight.
Dad asks how much it is even though we both see the big hand drawn sign saying:
COMPOST
25$ a cubic meter
10$ minimum
She does the classic sign tap and without missing a beat my dad points to the box of the truck and says this isn't a cubic meter eh? How much for this?
She paused, looks at the box and says probably only 10$.
Fucking Legend just Boomed a 40$ bill down to 10$.
