When you hold shift it changes your scroll wheel to scroll the horizontal bar instead of the vertical bar. Why did it take 30+ years to learn that?

We are gonna see 58k and 580k in the same year

Wtf is happening? It's a good thing I've committed to go down with the ship cause otherwise this would be taking attention away from my wife and kids

@jack mallers is allergic to cats

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