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The only thing I think saving face for Manchester City is they have no commendable history. The billionaire buyout is their history, nothing else. If this was a Liverpool, Manchester United or Arsenal I'd be more suprised. But I'm not at all. The stands where empty week in and week out.

We also have The Great British Bake Off and The Great British Sewing Bee. Both conveniently shown by the BBC.

BBC News

GB Grid: Andy Burnham says public body will invest in electricity grid

The prime minister said he wants to reduce energy costs in his first conference speech as Labour leader.

a 2.5% deposit to receive a loan to cover 20% deposit for a mortgage. So they now know that its impossible for most people to use their savings to purchase a home, so the answer must be to offer more debt.

the Guardian

Andy Burnham announces new homes scheme for first-time buyers

Exclusive: Policy initiative for England will help more young people on to property ladder, prime minister tells Guardian

Mad that @ODELL doesnt even post anymore 🫪 just reposts.