treat your cold-storage op-sec with respect: always be humble study the landscape conduct maintenance be always 3 steps ahead don’t underestimate others consistently deny everything never broadcast your intentions

it all started the go pear shaped when the butch lesbian got a red card

the game: rock, paper, scissors Jude plays paper Messi plays rock Jude mogs Messi, explaining how paper > rock Messi gives the rock to Fernandez who proceeds to smash Anderson in the back of the head with it

if you served as Prime Minister in the last ten years, you didn’t last a full term but at least you got to choose your own Resignation Podium how cute! 🥹

“Geography has made us neighbors. History has made us friends. Economics has made us partners. And necessity has made us allies. Those whom nature hath so joined us, let no man put asunder.” 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇸

bitcoin price action shrugged off Quantum today because the market’s realizing this is “the worst” FUD will get/*can* get - superposition magic computers straight from Science Fiction will come online, but bitcoin will move to a PQC address model? oh. cool story, bro. 👍

my Shakepay referral link is rather unfortunate: https://shakepay.me/r/XSOGAYW sign up for a laugh or don’t

“unexpectedly”

sometimes I think y’all are missing out there’s a whole other kind of retardation going on over on X this is not a satire account

the warmth of collectivism

what is your KYC-to-Non-KYC cold-storage bitcoin ratio? be honest

I’m a career technical writer by trade, with ~10 years experience having worked for a cybersecurity company traded on the NASDAQ I want to work in the bitcoin industry I have zero coding/developer skills am I cooked?

#gm, for every year you work beyond 55, your average life expectancy drops by two years make it your duty to retire - or at least stop working dead-end, high stress jobs - by 55 preferably, 50

a strange, almost sad serenity settles in when you know you’ve packed your bags as much as humanly possibly over the last 4+ years, and deep down you know bitcoin is about to melt faces you’ve done the best you can there’s a good boy

my company’s running a Hackathon in a couple weeks, folks from around the world are coming to our home office for it there’s gonna be a “Team Mixer”, and they’ve asked to fill out a form for a “Mini Game and Quiz” this is one of the questions; I’m a month into the job, so absolutely no-one knows I am a bitcoiner Yea or Nay? 👇

my company has a Wellness Account benefits package through Canada Life there are several categories that constitute covered services and/or products, including: “Computer Products/Mobile Devices - Products for personal computing and mobile communication: • Computers and accessories (hardware), printer/scanner, laptop, notepads, cell phone and devices, etc. Electronics - Technological products used to enhance leisure time: • Televisions, stereo, gaming consoles, PVR, satellite dishes, camera, headsets, GPS, etc.” what are the chances I could get a Coldcard Q covered? 😅🤔

Charlie Kirk passed away.

you can just do things #gm & #pv

forget seed plates, forget multi-sig, forget passphrases - just put your seed phrase in the Epstein client list