first paycheck secured it’s on like Donkey Kong 👊💥

#pv Happy Monday sometimes we have just a random streak of bad luck what matters is how you get back up

dangerous… 😬😅

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Peer-to-peer prediction bets. Settled in sats on Lightning.

reportedly $133,000,000,000 in refunds brrrrrrrrrrrrrr 🖨️ 💸 View quoted note →

in other news, stuff and things

I won my Jade Coldcard Q in a giveaway on BX (bitcoin X) junior paid $16m for a pokémanz card we’re not the same (but we feel the same)

sometimes I think y’all are missing out there’s a whole other kind of retardation going on over on X this is not a satire account

next Friday, I’ll finally be able to start-up my bitcoin DCA again due to being unemployed since mid-October I am forever grateful to OGs cashing out due to something as completely idiotic as Quantum FUD

nostr’s cool and all but you can only do this on X 💜🌹

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hbdgaf.

James Van Der Beek has six children his eldest is 16; his youngest is just five he was 48

lunch time EAT REAL FOOD.

I’m not gonna get a chance to buy sub-$80k bitcoin with my first paycheck since October, am I?

been playing D2 and D2R ever since the former first released over 25 years ago to say I’m stoked - with every QoL improvement this brings, not just the Warlock - is a massive understatement 🐐

I don’t know what’s more cute: - that people can’t discern vapid noise from actual existential risks to bitcoin, - or that said-people suppose they can actively do anything to “contribute” to bitcoin’s success View quoted note →

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUCK.

be insufferably cheerful and optimistic

#gm & #pv, you think UTXO consolidation is all about fee optimization in a hypothetical/presumed high-TX fee future environment can you imagine how high fees will be bid by everyone clamouring to get their UTXOs sent to Quantum resistant addresses? nevermind the fee; do you know *how long* it will take to move your UTXOs to a Quantum resistant address? 6-12 months. are you prepared for the smell, plebs?

the wealthiest and arguably most powerful man in history can’t bring himself to say the word “bitcoin” bitcoin will disintermediate everything - and everyone