forget seed plates, forget multi-sig, forget passphrases - just put your seed phrase in the Epstein client list

*gulp*

today I have a fiat mine interview all my life I’ve suffered from crippling anxiety before interviews/meeting new people under formal circumstances bitcoin does not fix this 😅🫠

#gm and #pv, fiat is hopeless

I’m supposed to be preparing for a fiat mine interview tomorrow morning fucking bitcoin, god damnit…

#gm & #pv, Spotify just told me my operating system is too old to use it's latest features that's how much I'm long bitcoin

18,000 steps in the sun ☀️ and a fiat mine job interview on Friday a good day 🙌

proof of sun walking ☀️

gm

up until the end of March, for just over one year, I worked within a branch of Health Canada I was let go because of politics; 100% learned my lesson and will avoid the public service like the plague I paid into the pension, and calculated that I would receive a Return of Contributions in the high five-figures - the only problem was the bureaucracy; I only just received it today, nearly 3 months after I was let go I leveraged my homeline plan against the mortgage to smash buy bitcoin when it was $84,200 on March 15 (two weeks *before* my last day 😜) I’d say that worked out pretty well

imagine if Elon puts a bitcoin miner - capable of hashing at say 9.6 TH/s (equivalent to 8 Bitaxe’s) - in every Tesla that leaves the assembly line tomorrow bitcoin would teleport to $1,000,000 and then, everyone and their fucking dog would drive a Tesla

my nearest Steak n’ Shake is just a 7 hour 39 minute drive away…

Katie Martin, a markets columnist since 2015 and member of the editorial board for the Financial Times - who spent 11 years prior to joining FT covering markets at the Dow Jones/Wall St Journal group - who has covered bitcoin for 7 years… compared bitcoin’s scarcity to her teeth

gm

well… that was kinda close @Solosatoshi.com 🇺🇸

ah shit, here we go again.

h/t Tuur Demeester’s ChatGPT

it’s remarkable how bitcoin tends to make you bored of price action it seems just like yesterday I was yearning for bitcoin to break and stay above $70k (i.e. all of 2024, lol) now the personal mental benchmark for me is $100k; a full $30,000 higher… bitcoin tends to bore the ever living fuck out of you…right before something happens

#gm and #pv, have a Nice day #bitcoin