“Oh my God, Trump didn’t free a magic internet money drug dealer and introduce a Strategic #Bitcoin Reserve - and only those two very very, very specific bitcoin policies that are utterly niche to everyone outside our echo chamber - HE’S A LIAR!! SELL SELL SELL!!”

it’s becoming all too apparent how few bitcoiners actually listen to historical Presidential Inaugural speeches

Oof.

like heading to the local Walmart to pick up your Employee of the Month award while your Mom at home clicks “Buy” on your Coinbase account for $47 of #bitcoin

Foreshadowing Lisan al Gaib 🇺🇸

Barron Trump getting a headnod from Jeff Bezos and a handshake from Elon Musk within 5 seconds of each other just now was priceless 😂

I saw we had a new ATH last night 🙌 …can we stay there for longer than 5 minutes?

#gm and #pv, today’s the day 2017 2.0 🇺🇸

“Don't be smart. Smart is only a polished version of dumb. Try intelligence. It will surely see you through.” View quoted note →

#gm and #pv 🚀🚀🚀

saw a segment on CNBC late last night and some mouth-breathing ETF manager said the #bitcoin SBR is probably not going to happen, adding that “decentralization in money is naive” bitch where do you think bitcoin would be today without its decentralization?

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ye this pop to >$99k is entirely because every Canuck ploughed their Canada Carbon Rebates into bitcoin faster than they ploughed their driveways this morning LFG 🍁🚀 View quoted note →

“You better buy some bitcoin, Mohammed” is the new, “It’s going up forever, Laura” @Michael Saylor

#gm and #pv Doug Ford, Canada Carbon Rebate🍁 came through this morning thanks for beefing up my biweekly bitcoin DCA oh and - FTR - I consider myself a charity since you and the central banks have misused and inflated the ever living fuck out of our money, so GFY 😀👋☕️

I imagine Jason and Erin Finney living in a remote log cabin like the Precogs at the end of Minority Report, surrounded by thousands of square-miles of desolate forest, away from the world that has built up around them… but, of course, this is just a fantasy 💫 View quoted note →

if you’re feeling stupid for not having any dry-powder left to buy the dip, just remember there are people selling #bitcoin today exactly 7 days before pro-bitcoin day 1 Executive Orders are signed

if your sweaters don’t look like this, you’re short #bitcoin

orange-pilling yourself, in Q1 2021 when price was >$40,000, strategic lump-summing over 4 years, somehow achieving an ACB of ~$35,000, storing it all in cold-storage, consolidating >0.02 BTC UTXOs, stacking ~10% into no-KYC before the ETFs went live, coinjoining nearly 20% of total stack, gifting 1,000,000 sats to all immediate family members, 80%-100% exposure, hitting stack milestone after milestone after milestone, hodling, never selling.

imagine holding ether rn