Is it a bad sign when you’ve just realized that you’ve been crying and you have no idea when you started or why?

#coffeechain #catstr tired af so it’s a coffee in bed morning. i bought this mug during our honeymoon but it’s clearly starting to crack, I might need to get another favorite mug and stop using it.

You know what I hate women who become Republicans after they get married. Just because your name changed doesn’t mean you have a dick now.

new jersey + heirloom tomatoes = perfect together. ☀️🍅

GM

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Good morning. Mothing wiite like coffee outside at dawn. In other news, since I have teenagers and occasionally their friends come to our house I’ve decided to play it safe with the bourbon and repurpose our sauna as a liquor cabinet for the summer. Besides, sparkling wines are made for this season! 😇🍾🫧😉😜🌘☕️ #coffeechain #bourbon #sauna #moonstr

#coffeechain #grownostr

GM 🍀

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Oh fuck, i forgot to start running this morning like I’d planned 🤣 have a good day, everybody 🍉🧡