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Fort Nakamoto
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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-c
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FortNakamoto 9 months ago
⚔️ NOSTR THOUGHT EXPERIMENT ⚔️ Let’s say Fort Nakamoto gets sovereign clearance to mint one official Bitcoin-backed medal of honor each year. It can go to anyone in Bitcoin or Nostr—builder, pleb, memer, dev, zaptivist, educator, node wizard, whatever. 🏅 Who gets the 2025 medal? Nominate & tag below—serious answers or hilarious ones welcome. Best replies get rewarded via @buzzbot 5000 ⚡️ (Meme entries strongly encouraged.) image
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FortNakamoto 9 months ago
Welcome to Fort Nakamoto — The unofficial official digital reserve of Bitcoin’s satirical resistance. ⚔️ Some say we’re a meme citadel. Others say we’re what happens when a hardware wallet and a medieval fever dream form a podcast. Either way—we’re here to: • Build the world’s first Bitcoin Strategic Reserve (backed 1:1 by memes) • Protect free speech, zaps, and the last remaining brain cells of the timeline • Make the fiat system cry in 47 dialects • Meme harder than the Fed prints • And vibe-code like our node depends on it (it does) We post satire, chaos, fake official memos, and battlefield transmissions from the front lines of monetary absurdity. Our mission? Help Bitcoin win. Through laughter. Through memes. Through very suspicious budget line items for sticker drops. If you came here from a zap contest—welcome. If you came here by accident—even better. Now grab a goblet, raise your keys, and meme with honor. #FortNakamoto #CitadelOps #BitcoinReserveMemeSquad #ZapAndLaugh #ThisIsNotADrill #ActuallyItMightBe #StackWithStyle #Bitcoin #StudyBitcoin #GrowBitcoin image
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FortNakamoto 9 months ago
FORT NAKAMOTO VIBE CODING OPS – DAY 3 No one knows what the code does. The AI’s self-aware. Someone committed a meme to mainnet. Half the team is debugging in Latin. Someone accidentally deployed a multisig on the office fridge… 🙄 We should probably just stick to guarding the nation’s Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. #FortNakamoto #VibeCodingCrisis #AIWroteItIDeployedIt #FortifiedWithBugs #ZapAndPray #SovereignStackOverflow #VibeCodingGoneWrong #PushToProd #WeNeedAnAdult #ZapForBackup #SatsOverSyntax #Bitcoin #StrategicReserve #SBR #VibeCoding #StudyBitcoin image
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