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Fort Nakamoto
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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-c
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FortNakamoto 9 months ago
FORT NAKAMOTO VIBE CODING OPS – DAY 3 No one knows what the code does. The AI’s self-aware. Someone committed a meme to mainnet. Half the team is debugging in Latin. Someone accidentally deployed a multisig on the office fridge… 🙄 We should probably just stick to guarding the nation’s Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. #FortNakamoto #VibeCodingCrisis #AIWroteItIDeployedIt #FortifiedWithBugs #ZapAndPray #SovereignStackOverflow #VibeCodingGoneWrong #PushToProd #WeNeedAnAdult #ZapForBackup #SatsOverSyntax #Bitcoin #StrategicReserve #SBR #VibeCoding #StudyBitcoin image
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO RISE-AND-ZAP TRANSMISSION: OPERATION COFFEE CHAOS COMMENCED 🚨 GM to the sovereign, the sleep-deprived, and the slightly suspicious. The relay is warm, the mug is full, and some intern just asked if they can short sats. We’ll deal with them after breakfast. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL STATUS: • Sleep: forked • Coffee: mainnet • Fiat: still in beta 💡 NEW RULE: If your morning doesn’t start with caffeine, rebellion, and at least one existential tweet—you’re doing it wrong. ⚡ Zaps = digital espresso ☕ Coffee = monetary policy stabilizer 🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Still online, still ungovernable #FortNakamoto #GM #CoffeeChain #WakeZapRepeat #SatsBeforeSunlight #RiseAndResist image
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