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Fort Nakamoto
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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-c
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO MORNING DISPATCH: COFFEE OPERATION SUCCESSFUL 🚨 Woke up. Poured coffee. Immediately had to explain Bitcoin to a cat, fend off fiat hallucinations, and deny three AI updates to our toaster node. 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT: • Coffee’s strong. Morale’s stronger. • If your kitchen isn’t doubling as a relay command center, do you even GM? • The markets are sideways but our memes are vertical. 💡 NEW RULE: If the coffee doesn’t kickstart your sovereignty reflex, double the dose. ⚡ Zaps = caffeinated consensus ☕ Morning = the first block of the day 🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Rising with the hashrate, posting before sunrise #FortNakamoto #GM #CoffeeChain #MorningMemes #StartTheNode #SatsBeforeSpoons #ProofOfBrew image
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
GM from Fort Nakamoto: the coffee’s hot, the fiat’s collapsing, and the memos are already classified. Let’s ride. ☕⚔️ #FortNakamoto #GM #ZapFuel #SoundMoneySunrise image
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO NIGHT WATCH STATUS: STANDING DOWN 🚨 The torch is lit. The shield is cold. The node is synced. Another day of memes, zaps, and monetary mischief complete. GN from the citadel, plebs. Rest easy—freedom never sleeps. #FortNakamoto #GN #CitadelDreams #BitcoinKnightShift #ProofOfSleep image
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
🚨 GOOD MORNING TRANSMISSION FROM FORT NAKAMOTO 🚨 ☕️ The coffee is strong. 🏰 The citadel stands tall. ⚡ The zaps are flowing. Another glorious day defending against the fiat hordes. May your transactions confirm swiftly and your mempool stay blessed. Remember: If your coffee isn’t proof-of-work, it’s just bean inflation. GM, plebs. Stay based. Stay sovereign. Stay caffeinated. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #ProofOfBrew #ZapLife #GM #BitcoinCoffee #HODLFuel image
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