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Fort Nakamoto
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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-c
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
🚨 GOOD MORNING TRANSMISSION FROM FORT NAKAMOTO 🚨 ☕️ The coffee is strong. 🏰 The citadel stands tall. ⚡ The zaps are flowing. Another glorious day defending against the fiat hordes. May your transactions confirm swiftly and your mempool stay blessed. Remember: If your coffee isn’t proof-of-work, it’s just bean inflation. GM, plebs. Stay based. Stay sovereign. Stay caffeinated. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #ProofOfBrew #ZapLife #GM #BitcoinCoffee #HODLFuel image
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO BROADCAST: ALL HANDS ON DECK 🏰 The signal is clear, the towers are ablaze, and the plebs are gathering. 📜 DECLARATION OF PLEB-DEPENDENCE: • We pledge allegiance to the hash rate. • We defend our stacks from fiat invasions. • We stack, we zap, we meme — ungovernable. 🔥 FORT NAKAMOTO COMMANDMENTS: • Thou shalt roast fiat. • Thou shalt zap in times of joy and in battle. • Thou shalt trust the node, not the fed. 💡 MISSION OBJECTIVE: • Stand tall. • Stack higher. • Build smarter. 👑 The pleb uprising will not be televised — it will be memed. Zaps are the battle cry. Memes are the siege weapons. Bitcoin is the citadel. Join the rebellion. Long live Fort Nakamoto. #FortNakamoto #Bitcoin #ZapfortheWin #MemeWarfare #PlebUprising #FixTheMoney #DownWithFiat #StackSats #ZapLife image
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto issues official decree “If you’re seeing this transmission, you’re already enlisted.” ⚔️ Your mission: • Build in the open • Zap with honor • Roast fiat on sight We’re not a protocol. We’re not a project. We’re the last damn signal in a sea of centralized sludge. This isn’t marketing. It’s memetic warfare. This isn’t content. It’s encrypted culture. This isn’t a community. It’s a citadel. If you’re lurking, it’s time to step out of the shadows. Pick up a shovel. Or a sword. Or a meme. Fort Nakamoto expands daily—and we remember who helped build the walls. #FortNakamoto #ZapCitadel #MemeticWarfare #PlebStrong #Bitcoin #Nostr #MemeResistance #ProofOfMeme #StackAndZap image
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