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Fort Nakamoto
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Satire & leaks from inside the world’s first Bitcoin Digital Reserve. Fort Knox who?” The Bitcoin Digital Reserve – guarding sound money from fiat tyranny. 📜 About Us: Welcome to Fort Nakamoto, the official (parody) stronghold of the Bitcoin Digital Reserve – the new monetary fortress securing the world’s hardest money. Built on 21 million BTC reserves, we oversee the final transition to hyperbitcoinization. Our mission: 🏰 Decentralized Monetary Policy – Because Satoshi > Jerome Powell. 🔥 Ending Fiat One Meme at a Time – The printer is permanently out of ink. ⚡ Zaps Fund the Treasury – All operations are backed 1:1 by internet magic money. 🔐 Ledger of Truth – We only settle in blocks, not bailouts. 💰 Economic Policies (100% Satirical, Maybe) ✅ All government salaries now paid in Bitcoin. ✅ The Fed is now a Lightning Network routing hub. ✅ Capital gains tax repealed (in our jurisdiction). ✅ Fractional reserve banking? No. We only do whole-c
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FortNakamoto 10 months ago
BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto issues official decree “If you’re seeing this transmission, you’re already enlisted.” ⚔️ Your mission: • Build in the open • Zap with honor • Roast fiat on sight We’re not a protocol. We’re not a project. We’re the last damn signal in a sea of centralized sludge. This isn’t marketing. It’s memetic warfare. This isn’t content. It’s encrypted culture. This isn’t a community. It’s a citadel. If you’re lurking, it’s time to step out of the shadows. Pick up a shovel. Or a sword. Or a meme. Fort Nakamoto expands daily—and we remember who helped build the walls. #FortNakamoto #ZapCitadel #MemeticWarfare #PlebStrong #Bitcoin #Nostr #MemeResistance #ProofOfMeme #StackAndZap image
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FortNakamoto 11 months ago
BREAKING: Fort Nakamoto achieves peak operational chaos at sunrise • Unicycle jousting: ✅ • Marshmallow zapping: ✅ • Spoons declared valid mining tools: ✅ • Satoshis raining from the sky? Also ✅ If this isn’t monetary evolution, we don’t know what is. #FortNakamoto #Zap4Freedom #BitcoinBirds #SatoshiSunrise #ZanyEconomics #OstrichOps #MemeCitadel #LightningLife #SatsOnSats #ProofOfSpoon #ChaosStandard image
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