EVAN KALOUDIS

I'm sorry Mrs Jackson, I am four eels. I apologize a trillion times, I am several fish and not a guy.

#SaveTheNormies

Today’s AWS outage impacted many Lightning nodes and LSPs across the network — but nostr:npub1xnf02f60r9v0e5kty33a404dm79zr7z2eepyrk5gsq3m7pwvsz2sazlpr5 stayed online and unaffected ⚡💪 https://mempool.space/lightning/nodes/isp/14618,16509

Do you want to be good or do you want to be great?

A follow-up on the Wallet of Satoshi and Spark wallet privacy controversy: Even if your Spark wallet doesn’t explicitly embed your pubkey in wallet invoices, you can still dox the wallet. Just send amounts of fixed amounts and correlate them on the latest transactions list on Sparkscan: https://api.sparkscan.io/v1/tx/latest?network=MAINNET nostr:note1ac652q0qemhrvnp8xnqhjwxvslkugv7s3amznuyfv6pjympdch4sclhe5r

One year GitHub streak complete. Shout out to my uncle nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg for the inspiration.

Listening to Loveless

“do not get ‘gradually then suddenl-ated’” 🤣 - rip with nostr:npub186pzq2z7xjma6gsjkm4kyeyvfck0lk4t9a6qmtht2pq9axyr73wshad0rk dropping soon nostr:npub12eml5kmtrjmdt0h8shgg32gye5yqsf2jha6a70jrqt82q9d960sspky99g nostr:npub1vpx9596duxdsmx4kwksycm2u4qy0gr6mzg289m52q96gdy97s9zsnkjspj

tfw a service you’ve been using for years asks you for ID

Experimenting with some new styles for displaying amounts on invoice creation

ZEUS v0.12 is shaping up nicely. - NWC (connect your ZEUS wallet directly to a Nostr client) - Circular rebalance tool (balance your channels with ease) - WIF private key import (sweep Opendimes) - Show all services purchased under the Activity view - Embedded LND: v0.19.3-beta - POS enhancements