IF YOU'RE NOT SATOSHI NAKAMOTO, YOU'RE NOT A REAL BITCOINER

WEN $SCHIFFCOIN ON ETHERIUM?

THE TRUMP-ELON SPAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY TO ADMIT AUSTERITY IS BOTH IMPOSSIBLE AND WORTHLESS. NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN!

GM. SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE BUYING CIRCLE'S IPO TODAY. YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL MAKE FANTASTIC DAY LABORERS AT MY CITADEL.