WEN $SCHIFFCOIN ON ETHERIUM?

THE TRUMP-ELON SPAT IS THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY TO ADMIT AUSTERITY IS BOTH IMPOSSIBLE AND WORTHLESS. NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN!

GM. SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE BUYING CIRCLE'S IPO TODAY. YOUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL MAKE FANTASTIC DAY LABORERS AT MY CITADEL.

GRETA THUNBERG IS SAILING ACROSS THE MEDITERRANEAN TO GAZA. YOU CAN WATCH HER PROGRESS BY GOOGLING "USS LIBERTY"

REASONABLE MEN ONLY WANT ONE THING AND SOMETIMES IT'S UNREASONABLE. HAPPY #KILLDOZER DAY!

THE PROBLEM WITH POLITICIANS TODAY IS NOT THAT THEY'RE TYRANTS MADE LAZY FROM SEIGNIORAGE, IT'S THAT THEY'VE NEVER HAD TO FEAR BEING TARRED AND FEATHERED. View article →