ON A READING TEST, OUR 3RD GRADER'S SCORE LANDED IN THE 99TH PERCENTILE OF 12TH GRADERS.
HE'S ENDING THE INTERGENERATIONAL CYCLE OF RETARDATION.
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DONATE TO JD VANCE 2028 CAMPAIGN RIGHT FROM YOUR PALANTIR WALLET APP TODAY!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY, ESPECIALLY TO ALEX MASHINSKY'S MOM
JUST SAW A SHOOTING STAR THAT MOVED WAY FASTER THAN ANY I'VE SEEN BEFORE 
GOOD MORNING (GM) TO THE GENERAL MANAGER (GM) OF GENERAL MOTORS (GM) IN THE GAMBIA (GM).
AKA GM TO THE GM OF GM IN GM.
TARIFFS ARE WORKING SO WELL THAT WE'RE EXPORTING POPES
IF YOU SHOOT FOR THE MOON AND MISS YOU CAN STILL BURN UP IN THE ATMOSPHERE
HAD TO EXPLAIN THE "SELECTIVE SERVICE SYSTEM" AND ITS ORWELLIAN HORRORS TO A FEMALE TODAY. SHE LITERALLY HAD NO IDEA THAT ALL MEN ARE ORDERED TO COMPLY.
LOVE MANSPLAINING MY MALE PRIVILEGE LIKE THAT.
CATHOLIC FRIENDS: CONSIDER ANSWERING CALLS AND TEXTS WITH "NEW POPE, WHO DIS?"
JUST SPOTTED A REVERSE COWGIRL FORMATION ON THE 69 MINUTE CHART. LIQUIDITY IS BUSTING TO THE UPSIDE.