GM. I HOPE YOU HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY TO EVADE ONE OR MORE TAXES TODAY.

MY FAVORITE THING THAT'S DOWNSTREAM OF #BITCOIN ADOPTION IS RAISING THE COST OF WAR SUCH THAT JUST WAR THEORY MUST BE OBSERVED

CONGRATULATIONS TO WARREN BUFFETT, THE SECOND-GREATEST INVESTOR OF ALL TIME, ON HIS PLANNED RETIREMENT. NANCY PELOSI REMAINS UNDEFEATED.

AOC VS. JD VANCE AT THE NEXT HALVING IS NOT PRICED IN #BITCOIN

YOU CAN JUST IGNORE STUPID LAWS

IF YOU'RE CONFUSED BY #BITCOIN DATA LIMITS AND ALL THIS PR TALK, REMEMBER YOU CAN STILL GO FUCK YOURSELF ANYTIME AND IT DOESN'T COST A THING.